The problem, it would seem, is that everybody has their own heads up their own ass. And that’s bad for them. Especially when they forget about it. And then they try to breathe, and then end up sucking in their own farts and colon and turning themselves inside out.
And that’s gross. And it’s embarrassing for them, so they just don’t talk about it.
Think about it. You got all these inside out people walking around with their insides tucked in and around and pulled outside in and inside out pretending that there is nothing at all wrong with them. They’re just cold and uncomfortable and have horrible breath.
But they know. They know there is something wrong with them. They just got a mouth full of their own farts. Of course they know. And of course they don’t want to talk about it.
But that would be bad enough, I guess. But it is a fartsucker’s nature to suck farts, I guess.
These fart suckers are walking around out there, with their insides getting cold and their outsides getting warm, and they forget that there was ever another way. They go around and they see one or two people who either have never put their own head up their own ass, or -worse- they see people who remembered to pull their heads out of their asses before they took a deep breath. And they see these people who are not inside out fart suckers and they get snippy about it.
"How come he doesn't have his outside on the in and his inside on the outside,” the bicker at one another. “Must be nice not to have a mouth-full of farts,” they say, forgetting entirely that it was they who put their own heads up their asses in the first place.
So, anyway, if having a mouthful of your own farts and your asshole on the outside and your inside in your asshole is the new normal. I’m not having it. Get off my lawn.